January 2011
14 posts
December 2010
23 posts
NATIVITY SCENE. Joseph is on the ground, prone, flat on his face.
Dave: Joseph fell down!
Mom: No, he fainted because his virgin wife just gave birth.
FADE TO BLACK
“I don’t care who you love. If you love this country enough to risk your life for...”
– Senator Ron Wyden, Democrat of Oregon. On Saturday, the Senate cleared the way for repealing the Pentagon’s ban on gay men and lesbians serving openly in the military. (via newsweek)
It was upon reading this quote, and having to fight back tears, that I realized I still had a heart. And that it was...
“39. People who post mysterious status updates in an effort to get others to...”
– Tweetage Wasteland : 100 People I Hate on Facebook (via interweber)
This practice has supplanted the phone-photo-in-bathroom-mirror as the most tiresome behavior on the internet.
“YOU ARE SANTA (don’t be a douchebag).”
– The #1 rule for SantaCon, New York’s annual Invasion of Drunk Santas (aka today). I suspect few people will abide by this golden yuletide rule.
“Back in 2007, when John Edwards was making another doomed run for president, he...”
– Chris Jones on Elizabeth Edwards (via cajunboy)
This has made me unbelievably sad.
