(People clamoring faintly)

Has anyone created a Tumblr or Twitter comprised of poetic moments from TV closed captioning? Mainly the kind describing nonverbal stuff that happens (such as the above). Sort of like a horse_ebooks for TV captions. If not, I think I figured out what I’ll be doing on my maternity leave (when I’m not being, you know, maternal).

In other words: Hey, free idea, Internet!