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A service update for all two of you who’ve noticed my absence: I still exist, just not so much on the Internet. I’ve always believed in the golden rule of internetting: If you don’t have anything nice to say that doesn’t involve your baby, say nothing at all*. I can’t promise I’ll never mention my lack of sleep, baby poop or other baby-related things, but I’ll try to keep it to a minimum. Not that I have any time to bore you with that stuff, anyway.

*Exception made for Facebook, which evidently only exists for parents to post photos of their little rug rats.